Once I was very hot.
The Sun burned like the Devil's gaze.
I was sweating, dehydrated, and nearly delirious from the heat.
I visited a Dollar General desperate for something to give me relief. Then, like a lighthouse through fog, I saw a bottle of Milo's in a cooler near the checkout. I swear I heard a choir of angels sing when I laid eyes upon the prize.
Milo's cured my discomfort and I have been a loyal follower since.